TATER TODDS 95.82 vs THETANEHILLSHAVEEYES 121.04
Ummm, what? WHAT?! How did this happen?! DUSTIN! Come on man, you were beaten by a drunken auto-drafter. Honestly, do you need a hug? Someone give this man a hug. Jesus.
Somehow (I genuinely don't know how), Francis's team won his debut matchup DESPITE Matt Stafford throwing 4 picks. Side note: how do you take Jimmy G in the 3rd round and not even start him? Are you secretly playing chess while we're all playing checkers, or is this pure luck. I guess we'll never know...
Dustin's team was actually super solid, except, that's right, you guessed it (if you read my email last week) MARCUS MAAAAARIOTTTAAAA. I'm not one to say I told you so, but I fucking told you so. You can't trust Puddles man, he'll let you down everytime. If you wanna trade me for Cam, I'm all ears.
Tater Todd's Top Trio (some lovely alliteration right there):
Todd Gurley - 20.70
AJ Green - 13.20
Carlos Hyde - 12.50
TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:
Isiah Crowell - 22.20
Jay Ajayi - 20.20
Baltimore - 17.00