WEEK 13

 
 
THETANEHILLSHAVEEYES 84.94  vs MILDLYDANGERRUSS 73.90  Absolute heartbreaker. Francis needed a win. Pieyre needed to lose. Only one of those things happened as my team completely mailed it in, in what was essentially a dead rubber of a match.  Francis, i'd like to commend you on a great rookie campaign where your completely ill-advised drafting strategy and slap dash team building, nearly, just nearly, made it the playoffs.  Chin up though lad, there's always the consolation bracket (which you also need to win by the way if you hope to keep your 7th place spot).   TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:  James Connor - 19.40 Baltimore - 15.00 Tyler Lockett - 12.20   Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:  Cam Newton - 19.30 Greg Zuerlein - 14.00 Nick Chubb - 13.20

THETANEHILLSHAVEEYES 84.94 vs MILDLYDANGERRUSS 73.90

Absolute heartbreaker. Francis needed a win. Pieyre needed to lose. Only one of those things happened as my team completely mailed it in, in what was essentially a dead rubber of a match.

Francis, i'd like to commend you on a great rookie campaign where your completely ill-advised drafting strategy and slap dash team building, nearly, just nearly, made it the playoffs.

Chin up though lad, there's always the consolation bracket (which you also need to win by the way if you hope to keep your 7th place spot).

TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:
James Connor - 19.40
Baltimore - 15.00
Tyler Lockett - 12.20

Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:
Cam Newton - 19.30
Greg Zuerlein - 14.00
Nick Chubb - 13.20

 
 
 
NAPOLEON'S ARMY 93.68  vs THE DIRTY PISTONS 78.52  It was actually happening. Just before the afternoon games kicked off everything was looking Lodgey as his team was in control and then, it all went to the dogs.  Pieyre got it done when he needed to and snatched 6th spot and a way to the dance.  This loss put Jack at a 5-loss streak to finish the season. That is just brutal. If it makes you feel any better mate, you should of definitely won two of those if it weren't for Eli Manning not throwing to Odell against the Niners and if Tyreek Hill hadn't turned into Megatron and brought my team back from the dead.  Plenty to build on for next season, probably starting with an actual draft plan and not a last minute spreadsheet.   Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:  Travis Kelce - 26.80 Antonio Brown - 21.40 Lamar Miller 11.50   The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:  Jared Cook - 16.00 Deshaun Watson - 15.96 Odell Beckham Jr - 15.46

NAPOLEON'S ARMY 93.68 vs THE DIRTY PISTONS 78.52

It was actually happening. Just before the afternoon games kicked off everything was looking Lodgey as his team was in control and then, it all went to the dogs.

Pieyre got it done when he needed to and snatched 6th spot and a way to the dance.

This loss put Jack at a 5-loss streak to finish the season. That is just brutal. If it makes you feel any better mate, you should of definitely won two of those if it weren't for Eli Manning not throwing to Odell against the Niners and if Tyreek Hill hadn't turned into Megatron and brought my team back from the dead.

Plenty to build on for next season, probably starting with an actual draft plan and not a last minute spreadsheet.

Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:
Travis Kelce - 26.80
Antonio Brown - 21.40
Lamar Miller 11.50

The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:
Jared Cook - 16.00
Deshaun Watson - 15.96
Odell Beckham Jr - 15.46

 
 
 
BO$$E$ 90.64  vs NINJA TURTLE POWER 87.92  The first of two teams to kiss goodbye to that bye spot was Raph's team as Aaron's team finally caught a break after a season of close calls.  A solid performance across the board get's Aaron his 4th win on the season, when realistically he should have had about 8.  With this loss Raph finishes a respectable 8-5 and Aaron grabs a measure of satisfaction with a 4-8 finish.   Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:  Ezekiel Elliott - 19.60 Justin Tucker - 17.00 Davante Adams - 15.30   BO$$E$'s Top Trio:  New Orleans - 15.00 Saquon Barkley - 14.60 Robert Woods - 13.80

BO$$E$ 90.64 vs NINJA TURTLE POWER 87.92

The first of two teams to kiss goodbye to that bye spot was Raph's team as Aaron's team finally caught a break after a season of close calls.

A solid performance across the board get's Aaron his 4th win on the season, when realistically he should have had about 8.

With this loss Raph finishes a respectable 8-5 and Aaron grabs a measure of satisfaction with a 4-8 finish.

Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:
Ezekiel Elliott - 19.60
Justin Tucker - 17.00
Davante Adams - 15.30

BO$$E$'s Top Trio:
New Orleans - 15.00
Saquon Barkley - 14.60
Robert Woods - 13.80

 
 
 
TATER TODDS 108.54 vs  SE CHOMPIES IV 116.14   The final upset of the week saw Dustin falling to Yahoo's early season fave in a matchup that secured Brett's playoff spot and dropped Dustin out of the top 2 where he has been all year. Ouch.  Even with a Todd Gurley explosion (or is a standard performance at this point?) Dustin has put himself into wildcard peril where Todd will probably need a 40 point performance for Dustin to feel comfortable.   SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:  Patrick Mahomes - 33.00 Phillip Lindsey - 27.90 Tarik Cohen - 22.64   Tater Todd's Top Trio:  Todd Gurley - 28.50 Ben Roethlisberger - 18.24 Houston - 18.00

TATER TODDS 108.54 vs SE CHOMPIES IV 116.14

The final upset of the week saw Dustin falling to Yahoo's early season fave in a matchup that secured Brett's playoff spot and dropped Dustin out of the top 2 where he has been all year. Ouch.

Even with a Todd Gurley explosion (or is a standard performance at this point?) Dustin has put himself into wildcard peril where Todd will probably need a 40 point performance for Dustin to feel comfortable.

SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:
Patrick Mahomes - 33.00
Phillip Lindsey - 27.90
Tarik Cohen - 22.64

Tater Todd's Top Trio:
Todd Gurley - 28.50
Ben Roethlisberger - 18.24
Houston - 18.00

 
 
 
SEE YOU IN 2054 79.30 vs  CHUBB-Y CHASERS 99.48   BT was looking for a late season hurrah.  It didn't happen.  This result propelled Alec up to 2nd and a bye this week. How (un)fortunate.   Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:  Keenan Allen - 22.80 Christian McCaffrey - 22.10 Seattle - 16.00   See You In 2054's Top Trio:  Russell Wilson - 24.80 Adrian Peterson - 15.80 Tyler Boyd - 9.70

SEE YOU IN 2054 79.30 vs CHUBB-Y CHASERS 99.48

BT was looking for a late season hurrah.

It didn't happen.

This result propelled Alec up to 2nd and a bye this week. How (un)fortunate.

Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:
Keenan Allen - 22.80
Christian McCaffrey - 22.10
Seattle - 16.00

See You In 2054's Top Trio:
Russell Wilson - 24.80
Adrian Peterson - 15.80
Tyler Boyd - 9.70