WEEK 2

 
 
  BO$$E$ 97.34  vs SEE YOU IN 2019 63.64   The BO$$E$ are back in business with a shockingly comfortable victory over BT's squad. Led by a Vike and a Packer (shouldn't that illegal in fantasy?) Aaron's squad did enough to get the job done and claim their first victory of the season.  BT's team had a rough one with a number of bad performances and no shows. However, the big question is - Is David Johnson a bust? You know what, he might just be. Will he be my main trade target this season after my epic Antonio Brown deal last season? Spoiler alert: yes. At least it could be worse though BT, you could of taken Le'Veon Bell.   BO$$E$'S Top Trio:  Stefon Diggs - 26.90 Aaron Rodgers - 16.04 Marshawn Lynch - 12.80   See You In 2019's Top Trio:  Russell Wilson - 15.74 (of pure garbage time fantasy points) Mike Evans - 12.30 Quincy Enunwa - 9.20

BO$$E$ 97.34 vs SEE YOU IN 2019 63.64

The BO$$E$ are back in business with a shockingly comfortable victory over BT's squad. Led by a Vike and a Packer (shouldn't that illegal in fantasy?) Aaron's squad did enough to get the job done and claim their first victory of the season.

BT's team had a rough one with a number of bad performances and no shows. However, the big question is - Is David Johnson a bust? You know what, he might just be. Will he be my main trade target this season after my epic Antonio Brown deal last season? Spoiler alert: yes. At least it could be worse though BT, you could of taken Le'Veon Bell.

BO$$E$'S Top Trio:
Stefon Diggs - 26.90
Aaron Rodgers - 16.04
Marshawn Lynch - 12.80

See You In 2019's Top Trio:
Russell Wilson - 15.74 (of pure garbage time fantasy points)
Mike Evans - 12.30
Quincy Enunwa - 9.20

 
 
 
 CHUBB-Y CHASERS 79.96 vs  SE CHOMPIES IV 101.66   There ain't no spreadsheets that will prepare you for a week like that Alec. A rough one from beginning to end meant an easy watching Sunday for the supposedly 'best team in our league'.  All-in-all this matchup didn't really prove anything at all and will probably mean nothing by the end of the season. So, whatever, I guess?  Impressive restraint on the mere 2 out of 4 team moves this week though Brett. Bravo.   Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:  Jared Goff - 19.36 Christian McCaffrey - 13.90 Alvin Kamara - 11.90   SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:  Adam Thielen - 19.10 Tom Brady - 16.36 Karem Hunt - 14.00

CHUBB-Y CHASERS 79.96 vs SE CHOMPIES IV 101.66

There ain't no spreadsheets that will prepare you for a week like that Alec. A rough one from beginning to end meant an easy watching Sunday for the supposedly 'best team in our league'.

All-in-all this matchup didn't really prove anything at all and will probably mean nothing by the end of the season. So, whatever, I guess?

Impressive restraint on the mere 2 out of 4 team moves this week though Brett. Bravo.

Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:
Jared Goff - 19.36
Christian McCaffrey - 13.90
Alvin Kamara - 11.90

SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:
Adam Thielen - 19.10
Tom Brady - 16.36
Karem Hunt - 14.00

 
 
 
  NINJA TURTLE POWER 109.46  vs THETANEHILLSHAVEEYES 86.34  After last weeks fairytale start to his fantasy career, Francis has returned back to reality with this damp squib of a week. A professional performance from Raph's (2nd place) squad allowed him to overcome moderate outbursts from messers JuJu, Jimmy G & Golden Tate + a whole lot of nothing from the rest of Francis's squad.  Realistically an 86 point weeks isn't necessarily the end of the world. It's more like a lovely little clue to the void your squad is about to steadily fall into week after week until nothing remains except for Stephan Gostkowski's right peg.   Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:  Chicago - 17.00 (top scoring defense is not a sustainable strategy FYI Raph) Chris Hogan - 16.20 Ezekiel Elliott - 14.70   TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:  Juju Smith-Schuster 18.10 Jimmy Garoppolo - 16.64 Tyler Lockett - 12.00

NINJA TURTLE POWER 109.46 vs THETANEHILLSHAVEEYES 86.34

After last weeks fairytale start to his fantasy career, Francis has returned back to reality with this damp squib of a week. A professional performance from Raph's (2nd place) squad allowed him to overcome moderate outbursts from messers JuJu, Jimmy G & Golden Tate + a whole lot of nothing from the rest of Francis's squad.

Realistically an 86 point weeks isn't necessarily the end of the world. It's more like a lovely little clue to the void your squad is about to steadily fall into week after week until nothing remains except for Stephan Gostkowski's right peg.

Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:
Chicago - 17.00 (top scoring defense is not a sustainable strategy FYI Raph)
Chris Hogan - 16.20
Ezekiel Elliott - 14.70

TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:
Juju Smith-Schuster 18.10
Jimmy Garoppolo - 16.64
Tyler Lockett - 12.00

 
 
 
 NAPOLEON'S ARMY 102.62 vs  TATER TODDS 134.18   Now, I don't want to take all the credit for this one, but Dustin - what did I say about Mariota? And what happened as soon as you dropped him? Yeah. Exactly. You're welcome. This pummeling was led by a resurgent Big Ben who put up a disgusting 38.98 fantasy points as the Steelers were forced to chase the game against the Chiefs. An extra 29.30 points from old Tater Todds himself was barely even needed to ice this game away by early Sunday afternoon.  It's a rough one for Pieyre who, maybe for the first time, is staring down the barrel of a bad fantasy season. How's it feel Pieyre? That knowledge that your team is about to lose again and again and again all season long. Pretty bad right? Pretty traumatizing right? Mmm. Thought so. Hope you enjoyed that 'shine bright like a diamond' status while it lasted.   Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:  Travis Kelce - 22.90 Michael Thomas - 18.90 Drew Brees - 17.62   Tater Todd's Top Trio:  Ben Roethlisberger - 38.90(!) Todd Gurley - 29.30 A.J Green - 24.90

NAPOLEON'S ARMY 102.62 vs TATER TODDS 134.18

Now, I don't want to take all the credit for this one, but Dustin - what did I say about Mariota? And what happened as soon as you dropped him? Yeah. Exactly. You're welcome. This pummeling was led by a resurgent Big Ben who put up a disgusting 38.98 fantasy points as the Steelers were forced to chase the game against the Chiefs. An extra 29.30 points from old Tater Todds himself was barely even needed to ice this game away by early Sunday afternoon.

It's a rough one for Pieyre who, maybe for the first time, is staring down the barrel of a bad fantasy season. How's it feel Pieyre? That knowledge that your team is about to lose again and again and again all season long. Pretty bad right? Pretty traumatizing right? Mmm. Thought so. Hope you enjoyed that 'shine bright like a diamond' status while it lasted.

Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:
Travis Kelce - 22.90
Michael Thomas - 18.90
Drew Brees - 17.62

Tater Todd's Top Trio:
Ben Roethlisberger - 38.90(!)
Todd Gurley - 29.30
A.J Green - 24.90

 
 
 
  MILDLYDANGERRUSS 117.84  vs THE DIRTY PISTONS 86.20  Never in doubt.  He's a big lad, with a lot of big chat, but ultimately it's all for naught. Rather than going into detail on what was a standard victory for my wonderful team, let's speculate on what exactly a 'Dirty Piston is':  -Jack's go-to dance-floor move (one that you never wish to see in person)  -A mechanics in Norwich where Jack was paid minimum wage to reach the spare parts on the top shelves.  -The Detroit based branch of Dirty Mike and the Boyz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1j4mK6cs_A  Best answer wins a pint.   Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:  Melvin Gordon III - 24.60 Phil Rivers - 22.74 DeAndre Hopkins - 17.00   The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:  Deshaun Watson - 23.80 Kenyon Drake - 13.00 Los Angeles Chargers - 10.00

MILDLYDANGERRUSS 117.84 vs THE DIRTY PISTONS 86.20

Never in doubt.

He's a big lad, with a lot of big chat, but ultimately it's all for naught. Rather than going into detail on what was a standard victory for my wonderful team, let's speculate on what exactly a 'Dirty Piston is':

-Jack's go-to dance-floor move (one that you never wish to see in person)

-A mechanics in Norwich where Jack was paid minimum wage to reach the spare parts on the top shelves.

-The Detroit based branch of Dirty Mike and the Boyz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1j4mK6cs_A

Best answer wins a pint.

Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:
Melvin Gordon III - 24.60
Phil Rivers - 22.74
DeAndre Hopkins - 17.00

The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:
Deshaun Watson - 23.80
Kenyon Drake - 13.00
Los Angeles Chargers - 10.00