WEEK 3

 
 
 SE CHOMPIES IV 78.22   vs  SEE YOU IN 2054(?) 101.34   Aaaaaand he's back in the game. The team formerly known as See You In 2019 (which, by the way, i'm not changing on the site) finally snagged their first victory of the season over Brett's so called 'best team in the league'.  When he needed some magic, BT got it from old Fitzmagic himself who gunslang his team into the lead on Monday night with a good old helping of Mike Evans. Maybe for each victory obtained this season you take that counter down a year. So see you in 2053 See You In 2054.  Brett's team however has dramatically underperformed for the second time this season notching the second worst score of the week with some absolute no-shows (looking at you Brady).   SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:  Kareem Hunt - 16.40 Matt Prater - 14.00 (you know it's a bad week when your kicker was your 2nd best scorer) Tevin Coleman - 10.70   See You In 2054's Top Trio:  Ryan FitzMAGIC - 28.14 Mike Evans - 19.70 Alfred Morris - 12.70

SE CHOMPIES IV 78.22 vs SEE YOU IN 2054(?) 101.34

Aaaaaand he's back in the game. The team formerly known as See You In 2019 (which, by the way, i'm not changing on the site) finally snagged their first victory of the season over Brett's so called 'best team in the league'.

When he needed some magic, BT got it from old Fitzmagic himself who gunslang his team into the lead on Monday night with a good old helping of Mike Evans. Maybe for each victory obtained this season you take that counter down a year. So see you in 2053 See You In 2054.

Brett's team however has dramatically underperformed for the second time this season notching the second worst score of the week with some absolute no-shows (looking at you Brady).

SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:
Kareem Hunt - 16.40
Matt Prater - 14.00 (you know it's a bad week when your kicker was your 2nd best scorer)
Tevin Coleman - 10.70

See You In 2054's Top Trio:
Ryan FitzMAGIC - 28.14
Mike Evans - 19.70
Alfred Morris - 12.70

 
 
 
  THETANEHILLSHAVEEYES 83.78  vs   THE DIRTY PISTONS 77.00  It's the battle of the newbies and I have some observations  1) A classic, this was not. Scraping a win with the 7th best score that week is not commendable Francis  2) Drafting Jimmy Garoppolo in the 3rd round and then losing him for the season to an ACL tear in the 3rd week is maybe the most hilariously tragic thing I have ever seen happen in fantasy football.  3) You guys need to start getting some TRADES going. Come on, let's make it interesting at least. There ain't nothing on that waiver wire.  Oh Jack. Jack, Jack, Jack. I'm sorry mate, but if you go winless the whole season, you know the rules. You're walking around Von Eberts with your pants around your ankles. It's the way it works. Stop texting me you hate fantasy. As a great man once said, hate the other fantasy participants, not the game.   TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:  Matt Stafford - 18.48 Isiah Crowell - 17.10 Juju Smith-Schuster - 11.60   The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:  Deshaun Watson - 26.00 Will Lutz - 15.00 (again, kicker as second best scorer is not a good thing) Odell Beckham Jr - 10.90

THETANEHILLSHAVEEYES 83.78 vs THE DIRTY PISTONS 77.00

It's the battle of the newbies and I have some observations

1) A classic, this was not. Scraping a win with the 7th best score that week is not commendable Francis

2) Drafting Jimmy Garoppolo in the 3rd round and then losing him for the season to an ACL tear in the 3rd week is maybe the most hilariously tragic thing I have ever seen happen in fantasy football.

3) You guys need to start getting some TRADES going. Come on, let's make it interesting at least. There ain't nothing on that waiver wire.

Oh Jack. Jack, Jack, Jack. I'm sorry mate, but if you go winless the whole season, you know the rules. You're walking around Von Eberts with your pants around your ankles. It's the way it works. Stop texting me you hate fantasy. As a great man once said, hate the other fantasy participants, not the game.

TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:
Matt Stafford - 18.48
Isiah Crowell - 17.10
Juju Smith-Schuster - 11.60

The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:
Deshaun Watson - 26.00
Will Lutz - 15.00 (again, kicker as second best scorer is not a good thing)
Odell Beckham Jr - 10.90

 
 
 
  CHUBB-Y CHASERS 113.56  vs MILDLY DANGRERUSS 90.90  Well well, I probably deserved this for my trolling, but Mr Spreadsheets ™ himself pulled out a victory to jump one spot above me in the table.  It's a disappointing loss for me and my best and brightest slowly underperformed throughout the day keeping me somewhat close until Jared Goff put me (and my sweet Chargers) away with a stellar performance.  Does this finally end the debate about whether intense research, formulas and solid fantasy football knowledge can defeat natural god-given fantasy talent and skill? Possibly. Does it prove that Jack (0-3) should of listened to Alec and maybe done a little more research than 'download a spreadsheet off the internet an hour before the draft?' Absolutely.   Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:  Jared Goff - 26.56 Christian McCaffrey - 19.40 Alvin Kamara - 19.00   Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:  Cam Newton - 29.60 Melvin Gordon III - 14.40 Matt Brieda - 11.70

CHUBB-Y CHASERS 113.56 vs MILDLY DANGRERUSS 90.90

Well well, I probably deserved this for my trolling, but Mr Spreadsheets ™ himself pulled out a victory to jump one spot above me in the table.

It's a disappointing loss for me and my best and brightest slowly underperformed throughout the day keeping me somewhat close until Jared Goff put me (and my sweet Chargers) away with a stellar performance.

Does this finally end the debate about whether intense research, formulas and solid fantasy football knowledge can defeat natural god-given fantasy talent and skill? Possibly. Does it prove that Jack (0-3) should of listened to Alec and maybe done a little more research than 'download a spreadsheet off the internet an hour before the draft?' Absolutely.

Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:
Jared Goff - 26.56
Christian McCaffrey - 19.40
Alvin Kamara - 19.00

Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:
Cam Newton - 29.60
Melvin Gordon III - 14.40
Matt Brieda - 11.70

 
 
 
  NAPOLEON'S ARMY 125.54  vs NINJA TURTLE POWER 82.96  Look, I don't like, you don't like, but here we are. Unfortunately Pieyre seems to somehow be getting lucky with his trash team and picking up wins as per usual. If there's two certainties in life, it's death and that Pieyre will read ESPN's 'top week X waiver claims', get the most obvious player and then get immediate production out of them. I hate it. It's the worst.  Raph's team definitely didn't do him any favors, but this matchup was over as soon as Drew Brees turned into Cam Newton and Giovani Bernard put in his, at this point, classic top-notch back up performance.  This defeat plunges Raph from 2nd to 6th and right back into the 2-1 pack.   Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:  Drew Brees - 40.54 (!!!) Giovani Bernard - 14.60 LA Rams - 14.00   Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:  Andrew Luck - 13.86 Alex Collins - 13.40 Justin Tucker / Chicago - 13.00

NAPOLEON'S ARMY 125.54 vs NINJA TURTLE POWER 82.96

Look, I don't like, you don't like, but here we are. Unfortunately Pieyre seems to somehow be getting lucky with his trash team and picking up wins as per usual. If there's two certainties in life, it's death and that Pieyre will read ESPN's 'top week X waiver claims', get the most obvious player and then get immediate production out of them. I hate it. It's the worst.

Raph's team definitely didn't do him any favors, but this matchup was over as soon as Drew Brees turned into Cam Newton and Giovani Bernard put in his, at this point, classic top-notch back up performance.

This defeat plunges Raph from 2nd to 6th and right back into the 2-1 pack.

Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:
Drew Brees - 40.54 (!!!)
Giovani Bernard - 14.60
LA Rams - 14.00

Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:
Andrew Luck - 13.86
Alex Collins - 13.40
Justin Tucker / Chicago - 13.00

 
 
 
 BO$$E$ 88.59 vs  TATER TODDS 111.42   After a rough start to the season Dustin's on a roll led by Mr Tater Todds himself. God, Gurley is so good. It's obscene. He's currently on track to put up 22 (!) touchdowns and close to 1900 yards from scrimmage. That's filthy. It's obscene. It's fantasy gold that's impossible to replace and impossible for anyone (except Le'Veon Bell) to replicate. Enjoy it while it lasts Dustin, you never know when an injury is right around the corner...  That said, anyone actively using Big Ben should never win ever as that giant thumb-looking asshole can go fuck himself.   BO$$E$'S Top Trio:  Aaron Rodgers - 19.90 Saquon Barkley - 17.70 Will Fuller V - 16.10   Tater Todd's Top Trio:  Ben Roethlisberger - 25.02 Carlos Hyde - 22.30 Todd Gurley - 19.60

BO$$E$ 88.59 vs TATER TODDS 111.42

After a rough start to the season Dustin's on a roll led by Mr Tater Todds himself. God, Gurley is so good. It's obscene. He's currently on track to put up 22 (!) touchdowns and close to 1900 yards from scrimmage. That's filthy. It's obscene. It's fantasy gold that's impossible to replace and impossible for anyone (except Le'Veon Bell) to replicate. Enjoy it while it lasts Dustin, you never know when an injury is right around the corner...

That said, anyone actively using Big Ben should never win ever as that giant thumb-looking asshole can go fuck himself.

BO$$E$'S Top Trio:
Aaron Rodgers - 19.90
Saquon Barkley - 17.70
Will Fuller V - 16.10

Tater Todd's Top Trio:
Ben Roethlisberger - 25.02
Carlos Hyde - 22.30
Todd Gurley - 19.60