WEEK 4

 
 
  THE DIRTY PISTONS 96.10  vs NAPOLEON'S ARMY 91.08  In my personal matchup of the week we had this epic. Top vs Bottom! Veteran vs Rookie! France vs England! Average height vs really really unnecessarily tall!  And much to my surprise and immense relief, The Dirty Pistons did Napoleon's Army dirty style...! (Jack can elaborate, it makes me a little queasy to think about). Great matchup all-in-all. Not a high scoring affair, but Jack's team did juuuuust enough to squeak out his first ever fantasy victory with a big game from Deshaun Watson leading the way. Pieyre's team as predicted wins and loses based on the Saints. A combined 12 points from Brees and Michael Thomas does not a good recipe make. Kelce and Sanders made it close at the end, but it was all (thankfully) for naught.   The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:  Deshaun Watson - 32.10 Julio Jones - 17.30 Will Lutz - 16.00   Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:  Giovani Bernard - 21.60 Mason Crosby - 14.00 Travis Kelce - 13.80

THE DIRTY PISTONS 96.10 vs NAPOLEON'S ARMY 91.08

In my personal matchup of the week we had this epic.
Top vs Bottom!
Veteran vs Rookie!
France vs England!
Average height vs really really unnecessarily tall!

And much to my surprise and immense relief, The Dirty Pistons did Napoleon's Army dirty style...! (Jack can elaborate, it makes me a little queasy to think about).
Great matchup all-in-all. Not a high scoring affair, but Jack's team did juuuuust enough to squeak out his first ever fantasy victory with a big game from Deshaun Watson leading the way.
Pieyre's team as predicted wins and loses based on the Saints. A combined 12 points from Brees and Michael Thomas does not a good recipe make. Kelce and Sanders made it close at the end, but it was all (thankfully) for naught.

The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:
Deshaun Watson - 32.10
Julio Jones - 17.30
Will Lutz - 16.00

Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:
Giovani Bernard - 21.60
Mason Crosby - 14.00
Travis Kelce - 13.80

 
 
 
  NINJA TURTLE POWER 142.36  vs BO$$E$ 116.22  Rough week for Aaron who's very respectable score got absolutely demolished by Raph's ridiculous total. However, allow me to reach for my Fantasy Football Paleontology hat for just a moment, and dig a little deeper into said score.  What's this I see, hmmm, yes, here's 1, oh wait, here's another, and another and another! Yes, that's right, 4 absolute and complete duds with a combined 29 points between them. What a remarkable discovery. Aaron, you have ever right to feel some degree of annoyance.  You can hide behind your Zeke-Rex this week Raph, but it won't last forever.   Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:  Andrew Luck - 35.66 Ezekiel Elliott - 30.00 Calvin Ridley - 17.50   BO$$E$'S Top Trio:  Green Bay (??!!) - 23.00 Aaron Rodgers - 16.02 Saquon Barkley - 16.00

NINJA TURTLE POWER 142.36 vs BO$$E$ 116.22

Rough week for Aaron who's very respectable score got absolutely demolished by Raph's ridiculous total. However, allow me to reach for my Fantasy Football Paleontology hat for just a moment, and dig a little deeper into said score.

What's this I see, hmmm, yes, here's 1, oh wait, here's another, and another and another! Yes, that's right, 4 absolute and complete duds with a combined 29 points between them. What a remarkable discovery. Aaron, you have ever right to feel some degree of annoyance.

You can hide behind your Zeke-Rex this week Raph, but it won't last forever.

Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:
Andrew Luck - 35.66
Ezekiel Elliott - 30.00
Calvin Ridley - 17.50

BO$$E$'S Top Trio:
Green Bay (??!!) - 23.00
Aaron Rodgers - 16.02
Saquon Barkley - 16.00

 
 
 
  CHUBB-Y CHASERS 154.60  vs SEE YOU IN 2054 68.78  Ummmm. This is a near 100 point blow out. Jesus.  Next.   Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:  Jared Goff - 39.30 Alvin Kamara - 36.10 George Kittle - 18.50   See You In 2054's Top Trio:  David Johnson - 15.20 Tyler Boyd - 10.00 Adam Vinateri - 10.00

CHUBB-Y CHASERS 154.60 vs SEE YOU IN 2054 68.78

Ummmm. This is a near 100 point blow out. Jesus.

Next.

Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:
Jared Goff - 39.30
Alvin Kamara - 36.10
George Kittle - 18.50

See You In 2054's Top Trio:
David Johnson - 15.20
Tyler Boyd - 10.00
Adam Vinateri - 10.00

 
 
 
  SE CHOMPIES IV 114.06  vs TATER TODDS 98.56  This looked like it was going to be a tight one until Monday night and then Mahomes and Hunt blew this matchup out of the water.  Just to lay it all out on the table here, I actually legitimately thought this year might be the time the Chargers finally do something notable. I'm not saying win a Superbowl or anything, but at least look decent and make the playoffs, maybe even win a game in the playoffs. Instead we have the second coming of Jesus Christ combined with Aaron Rodgers who is launching rockets on run and flipping left handed passes to avoid sacks. Where did he come from? Who scouted him? Why is he so good? Le sigh.  Anyway, that feeling is probably comparable to how Dustin felt after this one. COMPLETELY DISGUSTED.   SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:  Kareem Hunt - 23.50 Patrick Mahomes - 22.86 Adam Thielen - 19.50   Tater Todd's Top Trio:  Todd Gurley - 21.60 Ben Roethlisberger - 15.86 Carlos Hyde 14.20

SE CHOMPIES IV 114.06 vs TATER TODDS 98.56

This looked like it was going to be a tight one until Monday night and then Mahomes and Hunt blew this matchup out of the water.

Just to lay it all out on the table here, I actually legitimately thought this year might be the time the Chargers finally do something notable. I'm not saying win a Superbowl or anything, but at least look decent and make the playoffs, maybe even win a game in the playoffs. Instead we have the second coming of Jesus Christ combined with Aaron Rodgers who is launching rockets on run and flipping left handed passes to avoid sacks. Where did he come from? Who scouted him? Why is he so good? Le sigh.

Anyway, that feeling is probably comparable to how Dustin felt after this one. COMPLETELY DISGUSTED.

SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:
Kareem Hunt - 23.50
Patrick Mahomes - 22.86
Adam Thielen - 19.50

Tater Todd's Top Trio:
Todd Gurley - 21.60
Ben Roethlisberger - 15.86
Carlos Hyde 14.20

 
 
 
  MILDLY DANGERRUSS 112.60  vs THETANEHILLSHAVEYES 93.86  Two rookies up. Two victories for me. That's what greatness looks like boys, take a look. Take a whiff. Breathe it in. Admire it, aspire to it.  This contest was over after my kicker played on Thursday night. Easy as pie.  That said, Francis, you make all your key personnel decisions drunk and you're still 2-2, so hats off my friend.   Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:  Melvin Gordon III - 23.90 DeAndre Hopkins - 22.90 Phil Rivers - 22.70   TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:  Matt Ryan - 29.26 Golden Tate - 25.20 Stephan Gostkowski - 8.00

MILDLY DANGERRUSS 112.60 vs THETANEHILLSHAVEYES 93.86

Two rookies up. Two victories for me. That's what greatness looks like boys, take a look. Take a whiff. Breathe it in. Admire it, aspire to it.

This contest was over after my kicker played on Thursday night. Easy as pie.

That said, Francis, you make all your key personnel decisions drunk and you're still 2-2, so hats off my friend.

Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:
Melvin Gordon III - 23.90
DeAndre Hopkins - 22.90
Phil Rivers - 22.70

TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:
Matt Ryan - 29.26
Golden Tate - 25.20
Stephan Gostkowski - 8.00