WEEK 6

 
  MILDLYDANGERRUSS 172.40 (!!!)  vs NAPOLEON'S ARMY 97.38  Where do you begin to describe this matchup. Would you call it a beatdown? Hmm, no. A demolition? Maybe. Oh yes, that's it. A MASSACRE.  Honestly Pieyre, I don't know how you can bring yourself to ever look at your fantasy team ever again after this one. Never in my life have I seen such an overwhelming victory. Do I take all the credit for it. I think we all know I do.  Realistically, it was always going to be a rough one without Drew Brees, but even old 'most yards ever in the league' wouldn't of saved you.   Mildly DangerRuss's TEAM (Top trio is not enough this week I'm afraid):  Melvin Gordon III - 33.00 Tyreek Hill - 32.20 Cam Newton - 24.30 Sony Michel - 22.60 Austin Hooper - 13.10 Corey Clement - 12.90 DeAndre Hopkins - 12.30 Minnesota - 12.00 Dan Bailey - (a measly) 10.00   Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:  Emmanuel Sanders - 17.50 Mason Crosby - 17.00 Antonio Brown - 16.50

MILDLYDANGERRUSS 172.40 (!!!) vs NAPOLEON'S ARMY 97.38

Where do you begin to describe this matchup. Would you call it a beatdown? Hmm, no. A demolition? Maybe. Oh yes, that's it. A MASSACRE.

Honestly Pieyre, I don't know how you can bring yourself to ever look at your fantasy team ever again after this one. Never in my life have I seen such an overwhelming victory. Do I take all the credit for it. I think we all know I do.

Realistically, it was always going to be a rough one without Drew Brees, but even old 'most yards ever in the league' wouldn't of saved you.

Mildly DangerRuss's TEAM (Top trio is not enough this week I'm afraid):
Melvin Gordon III - 33.00
Tyreek Hill - 32.20
Cam Newton - 24.30
Sony Michel - 22.60
Austin Hooper - 13.10
Corey Clement - 12.90
DeAndre Hopkins - 12.30
Minnesota - 12.00
Dan Bailey - (a measly) 10.00

Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:
Emmanuel Sanders - 17.50
Mason Crosby - 17.00
Antonio Brown - 16.50

 
 
 
  NINJA TURTLE POWER 122.34  vs CHUBB-Y CHASERS 61.14  In another absolute blowout Raph doubled up on Alec's score to improve to 4-2 on the season.  Aside from a dominant Harrison Butker (lol) performance, the Chubb-y Chasers didn't offer anything, where as Raph's team went above and beyond with a big performance from Davante Adams the cherry on top.  As a friendly reminder, playoff places will be determined by points scored when tied on wins. 61.14 points is not a recipe for final placing success.   Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:  Andrew Luck - 25.74 Davante Adams- 25.20 Ezekiel Elliott - 17.70   Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:  Harrison Butker (yes really) - 18.00 Keenan Allen - 10.30 Lesean McCoy - 9.40

NINJA TURTLE POWER 122.34 vs CHUBB-Y CHASERS 61.14

In another absolute blowout Raph doubled up on Alec's score to improve to 4-2 on the season.

Aside from a dominant Harrison Butker (lol) performance, the Chubb-y Chasers didn't offer anything, where as Raph's team went above and beyond with a big performance from Davante Adams the cherry on top.

As a friendly reminder, playoff places will be determined by points scored when tied on wins. 61.14 points is not a recipe for final placing success.

Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:
Andrew Luck - 25.74
Davante Adams- 25.20
Ezekiel Elliott - 17.70

Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:
Harrison Butker (yes really) - 18.00
Keenan Allen - 10.30
Lesean McCoy - 9.40

 
 
 
 BO$$E$ 119.40 vs  THETANEHILLSHAVEYEYES 146.26   Our third blowout of the week.  Despite Aaron putting up a highly respectable score that would of topped five other teams in the league this week. Francis's plucky underdogs turned around and said - "you know what, this team makes no sense, but lets get it together and show the world that auto-drafting CAN work".  Congrats Francis, you are defying mine, Raph's, BT's, Pieyre's, Dustin's, Brett's, Alec's, Aaron's and Jack's expectations. Well done you.  Otherwise Saquon Barkley is a complete freak and will be my number 1 pick next year NO MATTER THE COST.   BO$$E$'s Top Trio:  Saquon Barkley - 28.90 Aaron Rodgers - 28.40 Houston - 20.00   TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:  Matt Ryan - 27.46 James Conner (double sigh) - 24.90 Stephan Gostkowski - 22.00 (!)

BO$$E$ 119.40 vs THETANEHILLSHAVEYEYES 146.26

Our third blowout of the week.

Despite Aaron putting up a highly respectable score that would of topped five other teams in the league this week. Francis's plucky underdogs turned around and said - "you know what, this team makes no sense, but lets get it together and show the world that auto-drafting CAN work".

Congrats Francis, you are defying mine, Raph's, BT's, Pieyre's, Dustin's, Brett's, Alec's, Aaron's and Jack's expectations. Well done you.

Otherwise Saquon Barkley is a complete freak and will be my number 1 pick next year NO MATTER THE COST.

BO$$E$'s Top Trio:
Saquon Barkley - 28.90
Aaron Rodgers - 28.40
Houston - 20.00

TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:
Matt Ryan - 27.46
James Conner (double sigh) - 24.90
Stephan Gostkowski - 22.00 (!)

 
 
 
  SE CHOMPIES IV 128.98  vs THE DIRTY PISTONS 66.88  Blowout number 4.  Jack came back to fantasy Earth with a bump this week as his team threw up an absolute dud and 'Yahoo's Fave' continued their march back to playoff contention.  Led by Patrick 'Kermit the Frog' voice Mahomes, Brett's team took over early on Sunday and finished it off Sunday night.  On the other side Deshaun Watson turned into a pumpkin and forgot how to play football and despite the efforts of notoriously awful human being Joe Mixon, nothing could save Jack from disaster.   SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:  Patrick Mahomes - 28.98 Kareem Hunt - 24.50 Alshon Jeffrey - 19.40   The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:  Joe Mixon - 14.40 Julio Jones - 14.30 Cameron Brate - 7.50

SE CHOMPIES IV 128.98 vs THE DIRTY PISTONS 66.88

Blowout number 4.

Jack came back to fantasy Earth with a bump this week as his team threw up an absolute dud and 'Yahoo's Fave' continued their march back to playoff contention.

Led by Patrick 'Kermit the Frog' voice Mahomes, Brett's team took over early on Sunday and finished it off Sunday night.

On the other side Deshaun Watson turned into a pumpkin and forgot how to play football and despite the efforts of notoriously awful human being Joe Mixon, nothing could save Jack from disaster.

SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:
Patrick Mahomes - 28.98
Kareem Hunt - 24.50
Alshon Jeffrey - 19.40

The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:
Joe Mixon - 14.40
Julio Jones - 14.30
Cameron Brate - 7.50

 
 
 
 SEE YOU IN 2054 85.28 vs TATER TODDS 92.16  No blowout here, just heartbreak, misery and potential season ending loss.  What was looking to be a very manageable 7 point deficit on Sunday night remained a 7 point deficit after the Niners decided to bench Alfred Morris in favour of players who can actually run.  Total nightmare for BT who was close to securing his second win of the season, but let's not overlook the fact that without Todd 'god-mode' Gurley, Dustin would of been down and out far before this matchup finished.   See You In 2054's Top Trio:  Ginormous Sell Out - 21.88 Tyler Boyd - 18.20 David Johnson - 11.00   Tater Todd's Top Trio:  Todd Gurley - 34.50 Ben Roethlisberger - 20.56 Zach Ertz - 10.30

SEE YOU IN 2054 85.28 vs TATER TODDS 92.16

No blowout here, just heartbreak, misery and potential season ending loss.

What was looking to be a very manageable 7 point deficit on Sunday night remained a 7 point deficit after the Niners decided to bench Alfred Morris in favour of players who can actually run.

Total nightmare for BT who was close to securing his second win of the season, but let's not overlook the fact that without Todd 'god-mode' Gurley, Dustin would of been down and out far before this matchup finished.

See You In 2054's Top Trio:
Ginormous Sell Out - 21.88
Tyler Boyd - 18.20
David Johnson - 11.00

Tater Todd's Top Trio:
Todd Gurley - 34.50
Ben Roethlisberger - 20.56
Zach Ertz - 10.30