WEEK 7

 
  NAPOLEON'S ARMY 147.70  vs BO$$E$ 103.34  Through seven matchups this season Aaron has broken the 100 point barrier four times (and nearly broke it a fifth time with a 97 point score).  To be 1-6 on the season is both improbable and brutal.  Per the league scoring, Aaron has more points than 5 other teams, putting him firmly in the middle of the pack, but has had more points scored against him than anyone else in the league (839!), which is just incredibly rough.  Pieyre continued to pile on the misery this week with an audacious score spelled by the likes of Marlon Mack (wut?) the LA Rams defence (huh?) and Emmanuel Sanders (really?), while Aaron's consistent band of plucky BO$$E$ failed once again to achieve the bombastic score he apparently requires every week.  Aaron, on behalf of the league, we're sorry, but you know what they say, the only way is up from here (after this week of course, because if I lose again I'm cancelling the entire competition).   Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:  Marlon Mack - 29.90 Los Angeles Rams - 23.00 Emmanuel Sanders - 21.32   BO$$E$'s Top Trio:  Latavius Murray - 20.30 Saquon Barkley - 17.40 Matt Prater - 16.00

NAPOLEON'S ARMY 147.70 vs BO$$E$ 103.34

Through seven matchups this season Aaron has broken the 100 point barrier four times (and nearly broke it a fifth time with a 97 point score).

To be 1-6 on the season is both improbable and brutal.

Per the league scoring, Aaron has more points than 5 other teams, putting him firmly in the middle of the pack, but has had more points scored against him than anyone else in the league (839!), which is just incredibly rough.

Pieyre continued to pile on the misery this week with an audacious score spelled by the likes of Marlon Mack (wut?) the LA Rams defence (huh?) and Emmanuel Sanders (really?), while Aaron's consistent band of plucky BO$$E$ failed once again to achieve the bombastic score he apparently requires every week.

Aaron, on behalf of the league, we're sorry, but you know what they say, the only way is up from here (after this week of course, because if I lose again I'm cancelling the entire competition).

Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:
Marlon Mack - 29.90
Los Angeles Rams - 23.00
Emmanuel Sanders - 21.32

BO$$E$'s Top Trio:
Latavius Murray - 20.30
Saquon Barkley - 17.40
Matt Prater - 16.00

 
 
 
 SEE YOU IN 2054 65.40 vs  NINJA TURTLE POWER 66.84   We have a new doodoo matchup of the season.  This absolute stinker was served up between Raph and BT and quite frankly with scores like this, you both deserved to lose. Think of what Aaron's going through for God's sake you selfish bastards.  I'm not quite sure where to begin with this, so I'm not even going to bother.   See You In 2054's Tenuous Top Trio:  Baker Mayfield - 20. 90 Mike Evans - 10.70 Adrian Peterson - 10.70   Ninja Turtle Power's Tenuous Top Trio:  Andrew Luck - 22.74 David Njoku - 11.20 Julian Edelman - 9.60

SEE YOU IN 2054 65.40 vs NINJA TURTLE POWER 66.84

We have a new doodoo matchup of the season.

This absolute stinker was served up between Raph and BT and quite frankly with scores like this, you both deserved to lose. Think of what Aaron's going through for God's sake you selfish bastards.

I'm not quite sure where to begin with this, so I'm not even going to bother.

See You In 2054's Tenuous Top Trio:
Baker Mayfield - 20. 90
Mike Evans - 10.70
Adrian Peterson - 10.70

Ninja Turtle Power's Tenuous Top Trio:

Andrew Luck - 22.74
David Njoku - 11.20
Julian Edelman - 9.60

 
 
 
  TATER TODDS 146.22  vs MILDLY DANGERRUSS 111.56  As much as I enjoy being right. I really dislike losing at fantasy a lot more.  Dustin's dark horse aren't quite so dark anymore as this win propels him into a tie for first place on wins, but not on points (I still have that damnit!).  I'm man enough to admit when I have been comprehensively beaten, and quite frankly when Mitchell Trubisky had 33 points after the 10am game finished, I already knew this tie was completely and soundly over.   Tater Todd's Top Trio:  Mitchell Trubisky - 33.42 Todd Gurley - 26.60 James White - 21.70   Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:  Cam Newton - 25.66 Trey Burton - 18.60 Nick Chubb - 14.00

TATER TODDS 146.22 vs MILDLY DANGERRUSS 111.56

As much as I enjoy being right. I really dislike losing at fantasy a lot more.

Dustin's dark horse aren't quite so dark anymore as this win propels him into a tie for first place on wins, but not on points (I still have that damnit!).

I'm man enough to admit when I have been comprehensively beaten, and quite frankly when Mitchell Trubisky had 33 points after the 10am game finished, I already knew this tie was completely and soundly over.

Tater Todd's Top Trio:
Mitchell Trubisky - 33.42
Todd Gurley - 26.60
James White - 21.70

Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:
Cam Newton - 25.66
Trey Burton - 18.60
Nick Chubb - 14.00

 
 
 
  THE DIRTY PISTONS 94.66  vs CHUBB-Y CHASERS 89.28  He left it late, but Jack managed to scrap his way to another win courtesy of a last minute of the last game of the week touchdown from Mr OBJ.  A tight matchup for most of the weekend Alec's team couldn't quite get it together to put Jack in his place.  Jack has now won two of his matchups by around 5 points and one by 16. He's thiiiiiiiis close to being 0-7 and being the Norwich cellar dweller I was anticipating at the beginning of the season.   The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:  Odell Beckham Jr - 20.20 Kerryon Johnson - 17.90 Washington - 15.00   Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:  Jared Goff - 16.48 George Kittle - 15.80 Alvin Kamara - 13.50

THE DIRTY PISTONS 94.66 vs CHUBB-Y CHASERS 89.28

He left it late, but Jack managed to scrap his way to another win courtesy of a last minute of the last game of the week touchdown from Mr OBJ.

A tight matchup for most of the weekend Alec's team couldn't quite get it together to put Jack in his place.

Jack has now won two of his matchups by around 5 points and one by 16. He's thiiiiiiiis close to being 0-7 and being the Norwich cellar dweller I was anticipating at the beginning of the season.

The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:
Odell Beckham Jr - 20.20
Kerryon Johnson - 17.90
Washington - 15.00

Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:
Jared Goff - 16.48
George Kittle - 15.80
Alvin Kamara - 13.50

 
 
 
 THETANEHILLSHAVEEYES 55.56 vs  SE CHOMPIES IV 146.92   Ooooh the ups and downs of a rookie. The highs of victory. The lows of defeat. The times Aaron threatens to punch you in the face. The times you mail it in in week 7.  Such is life.  I have nothing to say about this matchup, it's a disgusting blow out and you should be ashamed of yourself Macgillivray.   TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:  Matt Ryan - 19.26 Stephen Gostkowski - 8.00 Golden Tate - 6.60   SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:  Patrick Mahomes - 33.82 Kareem Hunt - 32.10 Adam Thielen - 17.00

THETANEHILLSHAVEEYES 55.56 vs SE CHOMPIES IV 146.92

Ooooh the ups and downs of a rookie. The highs of victory. The lows of defeat. The times Aaron threatens to punch you in the face. The times you mail it in in week 7.

Such is life.

I have nothing to say about this matchup, it's a disgusting blow out and you should be ashamed of yourself Macgillivray.

TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:
Matt Ryan - 19.26
Stephen Gostkowski - 8.00
Golden Tate - 6.60

SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:
Patrick Mahomes - 33.82
Kareem Hunt - 32.10
Adam Thielen - 17.00