WEEK 9 

 
 
 NAPOLEON'S ARMY 115. 14 vs  CHUBB-Y CHASERS 151.64   Don't look now, but Alec's team is starting to get on a roll. Wins over Francis and Pieyre has set up a potential third place finish and a winner takes all matchup against Raph in the playoffs.  As to this specific matchup - it was... okay. A high scoring affair that was over early on.  Even with the Saints and Travis Kelce completely balling out they rest of Pieyre's team didn't show up and got steamrollered by the PPR princes - Alvin Kamara and Christian McCaffrey.  Better luck next week Pieyre. Not in fantasy of course, in your quest to have an entire team constructed of Saints players. Dez Bryant? Really?   Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:  Drew Brees - 31.44 Michael Thomas - 27.10 Travis Kelce - 21.90   Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:  Jared Goff - 30.34 Alvin Kamara - 29.60 Christian McCaffrey - 27.70

NAPOLEON'S ARMY 115. 14 vs CHUBB-Y CHASERS 151.64

Don't look now, but Alec's team is starting to get on a roll. Wins over Francis and Pieyre has set up a potential third place finish and a winner takes all matchup against Raph in the playoffs.

As to this specific matchup - it was... okay. A high scoring affair that was over early on.

Even with the Saints and Travis Kelce completely balling out they rest of Pieyre's team didn't show up and got steamrollered by the PPR princes - Alvin Kamara and Christian McCaffrey.

Better luck next week Pieyre. Not in fantasy of course, in your quest to have an entire team constructed of Saints players. Dez Bryant? Really?

Napoleon's Army's Top Trio:
Drew Brees - 31.44
Michael Thomas - 27.10
Travis Kelce - 21.90

Chubb-y Chaser's Top Trio:
Jared Goff - 30.34
Alvin Kamara - 29.60
Christian McCaffrey - 27.70

 
 
 
 BO$$E$ 94.36 vs  SE CHOMPIES IV 108.20   Another solid showing from the BO$$E$, but once again, there wasn't quite enough oomph to get that win. Unfortunately consistency will never triumph over the juggernaut that is the chiefs offense (Mahomes & Hunt), despite the rest of Brett's team just not really showing up.  This win probably ends Aaron's season, but miracles have happened before...   BO$$E$'s Top Trio:  Aaron Rodgers - 19.16 OJ Howard - 17.30 Latavius Murray - 10.70   SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:  Kareem Hunt - 32.10 Patrick Mahomes - 27.80 Jimmy Graham - 11.50

BO$$E$ 94.36 vs SE CHOMPIES IV 108.20

Another solid showing from the BO$$E$, but once again, there wasn't quite enough oomph to get that win. Unfortunately consistency will never triumph over the juggernaut that is the chiefs offense (Mahomes & Hunt), despite the rest of Brett's team just not really showing up.

This win probably ends Aaron's season, but miracles have happened before...

BO$$E$'s Top Trio:
Aaron Rodgers - 19.16
OJ Howard - 17.30
Latavius Murray - 10.70

SE Chompies IV's Top Trio:
Kareem Hunt - 32.10
Patrick Mahomes - 27.80
Jimmy Graham - 11.50

 
 
 
  MILDLY DANGERRUSS 126.98  vs NINJA TURTLE POWER 116.60  Absolute matchup of the week right here that nearly, nearly came down the wire. Going into Monday a 20 point lead was technically surmountable, but a surging Ezekiel Elliott couldn't get it done due to some awful playcalling from the Cowboys and (I can't believe I'm saying it) an incredible game from Marcus Mariota.  Shocker. Maybe I owe him an apology.  Maybe.  Rough loss for Raph that plunges his band of merry ninja turtles back to 6th spot with an inebriated Francis breathing slowly and gently and awkwardly down his neck, but ultimately, this is what you get for using my sweet sweet Marmalard against me.   Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:  Minnesota - 22.00 (wut?) Cam Newton - 21.18 Melvin Gordon III - 18.30   Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:  Chicago - 28.00 (again wut?) Phillip Rivers - 17.12 Calvin Ridley - 13.70

MILDLY DANGERRUSS 126.98 vs NINJA TURTLE POWER 116.60

Absolute matchup of the week right here that nearly, nearly came down the wire. Going into Monday a 20 point lead was technically surmountable, but a surging Ezekiel Elliott couldn't get it done due to some awful playcalling from the Cowboys and (I can't believe I'm saying it) an incredible game from Marcus Mariota.

Shocker. Maybe I owe him an apology.

Maybe.

Rough loss for Raph that plunges his band of merry ninja turtles back to 6th spot with an inebriated Francis breathing slowly and gently and awkwardly down his neck, but ultimately, this is what you get for using my sweet sweet Marmalard against me.

Mildly DangerRuss's Top Trio:
Minnesota - 22.00 (wut?)
Cam Newton - 21.18
Melvin Gordon III - 18.30

Ninja Turtle Power's Top Trio:
Chicago - 28.00 (again wut?)
Phillip Rivers - 17.12
Calvin Ridley - 13.70

 
 
 
 SEE YOU IN 2054 75.80 vs  THETANEHILLSHAVEEYES 82.10   Ummmmmm...  Every other team in the league would of beaten both of you boys this week.  Next.   See You In 2054's Top Trio:  Miami - 25.00 (what the hell happened this week with defenses?!) Russell Wilson - 20.50 Tyrell Williams - 8.30   TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:  Matt Ryan - 29.00 James Connor - 22.30 Juju Smith-Schuster - 7.80

SEE YOU IN 2054 75.80 vs THETANEHILLSHAVEEYES 82.10

Ummmmmm...

Every other team in the league would of beaten both of you boys this week.

Next.

See You In 2054's Top Trio:
Miami - 25.00 (what the hell happened this week with defenses?!)
Russell Wilson - 20.50
Tyrell Williams - 8.30

TheTaneHillsHaveEyes Top Trio:
Matt Ryan - 29.00
James Connor - 22.30
Juju Smith-Schuster - 7.80

 
 
 
  TATER TODDS 99.00  vs THE DIRTY PISTONS 96.52  So I guess this makes it official. Dustin is probably destined to win the league this year. Even when Todd Gurley puts up a stinker (by his standards) Dustin still manages to eke out a win with 7 points from the Dallas defense.  The real irony here is that Mariota's turnovers made this win possible, so I guess he owed you one Dustin.  Jack, never fear, you're still in it, but you might want to stop playing defenses that score 0 points. Which, surprisingly is not hard to do...   Tater Todd's Top Trio:  James White - 22.00 Jordan Howard - 16.70 Cooper Kupp - 13.90   The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:  Deshaun Watson - 20.32 Josh Gordon - 19.00 Dion Lewis - 18.20

TATER TODDS 99.00 vs THE DIRTY PISTONS 96.52

So I guess this makes it official. Dustin is probably destined to win the league this year. Even when Todd Gurley puts up a stinker (by his standards) Dustin still manages to eke out a win with 7 points from the Dallas defense.

The real irony here is that Mariota's turnovers made this win possible, so I guess he owed you one Dustin.

Jack, never fear, you're still in it, but you might want to stop playing defenses that score 0 points. Which, surprisingly is not hard to do...

Tater Todd's Top Trio:
James White - 22.00
Jordan Howard - 16.70
Cooper Kupp - 13.90

The Dirty Piston's Top Trio:
Deshaun Watson - 20.32
Josh Gordon - 19.00
Dion Lewis - 18.20